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Travis Kelce

 

Every six months or so, social media crowns a new animal-type partner. At the end of last year, you may recall ‘Golden Retriever’ was the hottest kind to have. Why? Because Taylor Swift had one in the form of bouncy American footballer Travis Kelce.

 

Travis Kelce

In fact, she’s still got him, which is typical of Golden Retriever types. They’re super-loyal and won’t leave your side for anything (except maybe the odd 22-yard touchdown pass).

This summer there’s a new must-have mammal – the ‘Hot Rodent’ – and this guy wouldn’t know one end of an American football from the other. Rodent did theatre studies at school while the Retrievers were on the sports field, but what he lacks in muscle he makes up for in endearingly quirky outfits that only occasionally need to be vetoed before leaving the house.

Retriever and Rodent are not the only species of partner, though. What’s that? You’ve no idea what yours is? Then you need to rectify this gap in your cultural knowledge immediately. Read on…