Elyse Watches The Bachelorette–S17 E10: Three Fucking Hours

Nicely we’re lastly on the finish of Katie’s “journey” and it’s a 3 hour lengthy episode.

WTF ABC? Have a thought for my psychological well being.

In happier information, Pudding acquired the ultimate rose.

That’s proper, she’s formally a foster fail and a brand new member our household.

She additionally needs to homicide me in my sleep as a result of she’s acquired a bit of pores and skin an infection on her tummy and must put on the Cone of Disgrace.

So final week, Katie had locked herself within the lavatory and demanded a flight house after Greg walked off the present in a flurry of purple flags. We open this week in a studio with Kaitlyn and Tayshia and a dwell viewers. Katie joins them.

Katie mentioned that she blamed herself after Greg left and questioned what she might have achieved to drive him away when he was in love along with her.

“I used to be actually on my knees,” she says, “begging this man to remain and he says it’s not adequate.”

Katie, Greg was poisonous AF and the very first second he didn’t get the precise validation he was searching for, he pitched a match, took his ball, and went house.

You positively dodged a bullet.

So then we reduce to the day after Greg left and Katie is crying in mattress. Blake and Justin are confused as to why Greg left. Kaitlyn tells them that Katie is “emotionally devastated,” however needs to proceed the journey.

The primary in a single day date goes to Blake. They’ve a water balloon struggle however the balloons are crammed with paint. Then they sit in a scorching tub and she or he tells Blake how Greg walked off the present and that for a minute it made her need to stop the present.

Then they make out as a result of… IDEK. WTF is that this present?

On the dinner they aren’t allowed to eat, Blake expresses considerations that Katie was so crushed by Michael and Greg leaving. He says, “I’d by no means let you know I used to be falling in love with you and rise up and depart.” He tells her that he doesn’t say I really like you casually.

Then he recollects once they had been taking part in avenue hockey and says that’s when he realized he was in love along with her. “I really like you and I’m actually fucking enthusiastic about life with you,” he says.

Katie tells Blake she loves him too, after which they open a creepy ass observe inviting them to spend the evening collectively in a Fantasy Suite.

The subsequent day Katie and Kaitlyn chat, and Katie tells her that she was glad “many occasions.” Kaitlyn shrieks and giggles. The girlfriends dynamic is so a lot better than Chris Harrison. Katie says her that her coronary heart formally belongs to Blake.

“However Justin remains to be right here,” Kaitlyn says.

So then we get a montage of Justin preparing for his date and speaking about how excited he’s to have alone time with Katie.

Katie meets up with Justin and asks to speak. She tells him that in her in a single day with Blake she informed him she’s falling in love with him. “And that’s one thing I can solely say to 1 individual,” she says.

Justin says he seems like he didn’t open up sufficient to her.

After Justin will get within the limo of tears, we reduce to the studio viewers the place he’s speaking with Tayshia and Kaitlyn. He says his coronary heart was “stepped on” and that he doesn’t really feel Katie gave him a good shot.

So so as to extend this ache, they bring about Katie again out. He asks her if Greg and Michael leaving influenced her choice to ship him house. She denies that. In addition they each say that a variety of their time collectively by no means made the present.

Once we come again from industrial, Blake is assembly Katie’s mother and her aunt…and let me let you know, Katie’s aunt Lindsey is an actual journey. First up, she refuses to hug Blake. Then she asks him, “So what made you need to come on this season once you’ve already flunked twice.”

He tells her he got here on the present for Katie. “I’m similar to her,” he says.

“Which means what? You, too, have a vibrator?” she replies.

Then she follows up with this gem, “You in the end imply nothing. Hate to interrupt it to you, however you higher be safe as fuck coming into our household. On the finish of the day you’re right here as a result of we would like you right here, not as a result of we’d like you right here.”

She asks Blake what he plans to do when marriage will get laborious. “Katie and I’ve a factor happening right here, and its simply promising ourselves that we’ll do something to make it proper and preserve it,” he says.

“Yeah that’s not how something works. Like, I imply, cute, however in the end that’s not how something works,” Lindsey says.

Blake appears to be like like his testicles have shriveled up. She additionally refuses to name him by identify, however refers to him as “The Beard.”

I actually hope she offers a speech at their marriage ceremony.

Blake leaves the assembly feeling “stressed.”

Later that evening they attend an occasion referred to as The Burning of Zozobra, which appears to be like like some form of demon model factor. They write down their insecurities and fears and put them into Zozobra to burn.

The subsequent day Blake picks out an engagement ring. Katie and Blake meet at a scenic overlook. He proposes and she or he accepts. They get on horses that simply magically appeared someway and experience off into the sundown.

So then we’re again within the studio and Kaitlyn and Tayshia interview Greg. He says he doesn’t suppose Katie fully opened her coronary heart to him. He additionally says he has no regrets about how he left.

Katie comes out and says that she didn’t suppose he was ever in it to get engaged. She factors out that she always validated him and that he was simply searching for an excuse to flee as a result of he was by no means prepared for an engagement.

“I stuffed a gap in your coronary heart however you handled me the way in which you probably did? You spoke right down to me. You didn’t trouble to say goodbye. You mentioned you like me, however I don’t suppose what love is as a result of that’s a time once I wanted you essentially the most, and also you ran away,” she says.

“I had each clear intention of getting engaged, in any other case I wouldn’t have launched you to my household,” he says.

Katie accuses him of appearing. “I imply, it was fairly good till you fucked it up on the finish.”

Kaitlyn asks what she’s referring to, and Katie says she discovered Greg needs to be an actor and went to appearing faculty. She additionally heard from a number of those who he was not the shy man he pretended to be on the present. She additionally says he was gaslighting her.

Greg mumbles so extra excuses, none of which take any accountability for a way he behaved. He says, “I really feel such as you had been taking part in The Bachelorette position with me as a substitute of simply being Katie.”

“I used to be The Bachelorette,” she reminds him.

They finish with a tense, “I want you nothing however one of the best.”

Then Blake comes out and asks her, “Are you okay?”

Katie reveals her household doesn’t know they’re engaged as a result of she didn’t belief them to maintain it a secret.

They speak about how in love they’re and that they’re each actually comfortable, and that’s about it.

Did you watch this season? What did you suppose?