So today, on December 13th, I wanted to just take the time to use the media platform at which I happen to work (BuzzFeed Dot Com) to write you an intimate and personal letter that I hope somehow makes it to your eyes.
You are officially 34, girl. How does it feel? As a teeny, tiny, baby 27-year old (I imagine you wrote the line, “sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby” about 27-year olds), you are making me… dare I say, excited about entering my 30s!
Looking back on your rather iconic last year, I can’t help but wonder what could possibly be next. I mean, you embarked on the cultural phenomenon that IS “The Eras Tour”. The highest-grossing tour of all time and the first tour to surpass $1 billion dollars in revenue?!? SUPA-STAR BEHAVIOUR!
Anyways, after several months of non-stop touring the United States, you took a brief break and started attending some events at the National Football League… And they all happened to be football games for one team in particular…. The Kansas City Chiefs! (Picture me full squealing as I sit on the edge of my bed as if we’re gossiping about our crushes at a 7th grade sleepover).